List Of Bulletproof Vest Quotes

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now That's So Insulting. That's Like Saying I'm Not Smart Enough To Shoot You In The Head." Eddie Dechooch