All The World Loves A Good Loser.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

It Isn't Enough For You To Love Money - It's Also Necessary That Money Should Love You.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.