All That The Comedian Has To Show

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.