All That The Comedian Has To Show

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People, And The Minds That Control It Are So Small That You Could Put Them In A Gnat's Navel With Room Left Over For Two Caraway Seeds And An Agent's Heart.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.