All That The Comedian Has To Show

The First Thing That Strikes A Visitor To Paris Is A Taxi.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.