It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It

If The Grass Is Greener In The Other Fellow's Yard- Let Him Worry About Cutting It.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.