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Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.