He Was So Narrow Minded That If

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.