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He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.
-Fred Allen
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He Was So Narrow Minded That If
Fred Allen
He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.
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