He Was So Narrow Minded That If

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

I'm A Little Hoarse Tonight. I've Been Living In Chicago For The Past Two Months, And You Know How It Is, Yelling For Help On The Way Home Every Night. Things Are So Tough In Chicago That At Easter Time, For Bunnies The Little Kids Use Porcupines.