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I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '