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I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.