In America You Can Go On The

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.