I'd Like To Meet The Person Who

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.