Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

He Thinks I Look Alike!

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?