Who Are You Going To Believe, Me

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

John You Say You Met In An Elevator. Was The Elevator Going Up At The Time, Or Down? This Is Very Important, For Going Down In An Elevator One Always Has That Sinking Feeling And For All I Know You May Have This Confused With Love. If You Were Going Up, It Is Clearly A Case Of Love At First Sight.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.