Who Are You Going To Believe, Me

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

Mrs. Teasdale Congratulates Him On His Coronation And Sovereignty: "the Eyes Of The World Are Upon You. Notables From Every Country Are Gathered Here In Your Honor. This Is A Gala Day For You." Firefly Replies: "well, A Gal A Day Is Enough For Me. I Don't Think I Could Handle Any More."

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.