A Unicorn Is A Donkey From The

Kindness Is One Of The Best Gifts You Can Bestow... We Know That Inherently That Feels Great.

Stand-up Is Still My Favorite, But The Podcast Is A Close Second. It's So Fun, And It's Given Me The Oppor-tunity To Have Three-hour Conversations With People I Wouldn't Have Otherwise Been Able To Talk To. When I Talked To Maynard Keenan From Tool, I Almost Couldn't Believe It Was Happening.

I Always Try To Look At Conflicts From As Many Different Angles As Is Humanly Possible, And In A Lot Of Ways There Is No One Answer.

People Do Always Try To Smoke Pot With Me. But I Think Some Of Those People Are Cops.

You Do What You're Supposed To Do, But You Have To Be Honest About What They're Doing. When You Do A Comedy Show On A Network The Problem Is There Are Going To Be A Bunch Of People Who Aren't Comedians That Are Going To Tell You What's Funny.