List Of Houston Quotes

Houston Alexander Is For Real!

If I Could, I Would Live In Houston, And I Would Encourage Any Comic Starting Out Looking For A Good Place To Develop To Move There.

Houston People Are Way Cool. They're Smart, They Know How To Have A Good Time, And They Have The Hottest Chicks On The Planet There.

I Never Scrimmage Oilers Against Oilers...what For? Houston Isn't On Our Schedule.

When I First Started Out In Houston, It Was Theater Or Bust. And I Loved It. I Still Love It. And Then I Went To Undergraduate And Graduate School For Acting.

I Didn’t Know Baboons Could Drive Recreational Vehicles, But Khufu Did Okay. When I Woke Up Around Dawn, He Was Navigating Through The Early Morning Rush Hour In Houston, Baring His Fangs And Barking A Lot, And None Of The Other Drivers Seemed To Notice Anything Out Of The Ordinary.

I Wanted To Be An Astronaut When I Was A Kid. I Grew Up In Houston. Gordo Cooper Was My Favorite Astronaut.

I'd Rather Spend My Time Looking At The Sky Than Listening To Whitney Houston.

Dick Moss, My Agent. Dick Became My Agent In 1979 When I Signed My Contract With The Houston Astros.

The Houston Astros Want To Change The Name Of Enron Field Where They Play. I Guess The Enron Name Could Cause Problems For Them. Like Players Could Steal A Base And Then Deny It.

I Happen To Represent Enron Here In Houston. We Have Many Good Corporate Citizens Here In Houston. Enron Happened To Have Been One.

At One Time I'd Been To Every Park Except Baltimore And Houston, But Can't Even Keep Track Of Who Plays Where These Days.