Choose To Be Inspired.

What People Like Are Things To Laugh At. Funny Shows. It's All In The Execution, The Writing And The Characters, Not The Setting. And The Writing And The Execution And The Characters Are Great On (everybody Loves Raymond).

Someone Else's Success Does Not Equal A Failure For You.

You Want To Talk About The Word Faggot Because It Really Offends You? Well You're A Douchebag.

Stand-up Is Still My Favorite, But The Podcast Is A Close Second. It's So Fun, And It's Given Me The Oppor-tunity To Have Three-hour Conversations With People I Wouldn't Have Otherwise Been Able To Talk To. When I Talked To Maynard Keenan From Tool, I Almost Couldn't Believe It Was Happening.

Aspire To Be The Man You Pretend To Be When You're Trying To Get Laid.