I Really Feel Like It's A Travesty

I've Been Inspired By A Shitload Of People In My Life So If There's Ever Anybody That I Can Inspire, To Me That's A Huge Gift. To Be Able To Turn That Back Around.

There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

Kindness Is One Of The Best Gifts You Can Bestow... We Know That Inherently That Feels Great.

Apartment Living Is Tough Action. Just The Whole Idea That You Share A Washer And Dryer Always Freaked Me Out.

I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's Willing To Smoke Pot And Look Through A Telescope With Me.