List Of Unicorn Quotes

So Wary As To Disappear For Centuries And Reappear But Never Caught, The Unicorn Has Been Preserved By An Unmatched Device Wrought Like The Work Of Expert Blacksmiths.

A Unicorn Is A Donkey From The Future

A Happy Ending Cannot Come In The Middle Of The Story

Don't You Love It That Prince Doesn't Use Twitter? Don't You Think He's Somewhere On A Unicorn?

Now I Will Believe That There Are Unicorns.

Sleep Is Like The Unicorn - It Is Rumored To Exist, But I Doubt I Will See Any

I Thought Unicorns Were More . . . Fluffy.

That Was Like Seeing A Dodo And A Unicorn All Wrapped Up In One

Logic Must No More Admit A Unicorn Than Zoology Can.

...my Conscience Has The Same Hard Reality As A Unicorn.

Everything Today Has Been Heavy And Brown. Bring Me A Unicorn To Ride About The Town.

You Don't Have Sex Near Unicorns. It's An Ironclad Rule. It's Tacky.