My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy

I Can't Get No Respect.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.