I Went To A Gay Bar, They

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.