A Slug Is Always On Its Own.

They Say It All Started Out With A Big Bang. But, What I Wonder Is, Was It A Big Bang Or Did It Just Seem Big Because There Wasn't Anything Else To Drown It Out At The Time?

I'm Just Sayin', I Don't Like Fun.

I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic