A Slug Is Always On Its Own.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.