A Slug Is Always On Its Own.

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.