A Slug Is Always On Its Own.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

I Look At Life Like A Big Book And Sometimes You Get Half Way Through It And Go 'even Though I've Been Enjoying It, I've Had Enough. Give Us Another Book.'

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things I'm Told I Should Like.

With Identical Twins, You Always Get A Little Snidey One.