If Camels Are The Ship Of The

We've Invented Most Of The Stuff That We Need And Now We're Just Messing About

If You Can't Do It, Don't Do It.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.

I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.