If Camels Are The Ship Of The

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.