The Only Reason You Don't Go On

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

And We've Got A Toaster And Everything. So There Is No Reason For The Wedding.

You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

I've Heard That Fact, That Is You Eat More Than Six Bananas It Will Kill You. I Saw A Bowl With Seven Bananas In It And I Thought, That's Dangerous.