The Only Reason You Don't Go On

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

Everywhere We Walked We Got Plenty Of Attention Due To The Camera And Sound Men. The Locals Love To Get On Camera. [...] I'd Seen Footage Of Gandhi Surrounded Like This And Always Thought It Was Because He Was Very Popular, But Now I Wonder If It Was Just Because He Had A Camera Crew With Him.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things I'm Told I Should Like.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.