When I Was Younger I Remember Once

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

We've Invented Most Of The Stuff That We Need And Now We're Just Messing About

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.

It Would Be Spiteful To Put A Jellyfish In A Trifle.

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.