That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

The Poorer People And Criminals Of Mexico Who Are Not Very Religious But Not Quite Atheists, Either, Worship Saint Death.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix