A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, But

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.