A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned At Leisure.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

To Babble Is To Make A Feminine Noise Somewhat Resembling The Sound Of A Brook, But With Less Meaning.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.