A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.

Many Are Called But Few Get Up.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.