A Man That Don’t Love A Horse,

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Wish All The Farmers Would Move To Town One Year, That's The Only Way I Know To Clear The Thing Up.

I Traveled A Good Deal All Over The World, And I Got Along Pretty Good In All These Foreign Countries, For I Have A Theory That It's Their Country And They Got A Right To Run It Like They Want To.

When You're Through Learning, You're Through.