A Man That Don’t Love A Horse,

Things Will Get Better - Despite Our Efforts To Improve Them.

Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.