When I Die, I Want To Die

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

... While The Republicans Are Smart Enough To Make Money, The Democrats Are Smart Enough To Get In Office Every Two Or Three Times A Century And Take It Away From 'em.

There Are Two Things I Don't Care How Smart You Are, You Will Never Understand. One Is An Alienist's Testimony, And The Other Is A Railroad Timetable.