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Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

There Is No Credit To Being A Comedian, When You Have The Whole Government Working For You. All You Have To Do Is Report The Facts. I Dont Even Have To Exaggerate.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.