I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.