I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.