I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.