I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways