I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Any Man Can Be 62, But It Takes A Bus To Be 62a.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.