I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake!

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?

On The Ning Nang Nong Where The Cows Go Bong! And The Monkeys All Say Boo! Theres A Nang Nong Ning Where The Trees Go Ping! And The Tea Pots Jibber Jabber Joo On The Nong Ning Nang All The Mice Go Clang! And You Just Cant Catch Em When They Do! So Its Ning Nang Nong! Cows Go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees Go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The Mice Go Clang! What A Noisy Place To Belong,is The Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.