A Bird In The Strand Is Worth

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.