A Bird In The Strand Is Worth

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

There Is A Time To Live, A Time To Die, A Time To Laugh, And At No Time Are The Three Of Them Very Far Apart.

A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.