A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.