An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.