An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.