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The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.