Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.