The Man Who Has A Girl In

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.