The Man Who Has A Girl In

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.