The Man Who Has A Girl In

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.