The Man Who Has A Girl In

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.