A James Cagney Love Scene Is One

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?