I Carry A Knife Now Because I

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

It's Some Chopped Liver. That's Jewish Soul Food.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

The Show Doesn't Drive Home A Lesson, But It Can Open Up People's Minds Enough For Them To See How Stupid Every Kind Of Prejudice Can Be.