I Carry A Knife Now Because I

What's The Difference Between A Pickpocket And A Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket Snatches Watches.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

I've Been Trying To Get Into The Royal Box In New York For Years. They Say I'm Too Dirty, My Material Is Too Blue. But I Think Redd, The Whites And Blue Can Be A Nice Combination.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.