If You Can See The Handwriting On

This Is The Big One! You Hear That, Elizabeth? I'm Coming To Join Ya, Honey!

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

Beauty May Be Skin Deep, But Ugly Goes Clear To The Bone.

You Make Me Wish That Birth Control Was Retroactive.

I Carry A Knife Now Because I Read In A White Magazine That All Black People Carry Knives. So I Rushed Out And Bought Me One.