A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!