She Was So Fat That Her Belly

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.