She Was So Fat That Her Belly

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.