She Was So Fat That Her Belly

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

Women My Age Just Don't Turn Me On. That's Another Problem With Getting Older. I Took Out An Older Woman The Other Night, And I Mean Old. I Told Her, Act Your Age. She Died.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!