I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.