When I Played In The Sandbox, The

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.