When I Played In The Sandbox, The

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.