When I Played In The Sandbox, The

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.