When I Played In The Sandbox, The

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.