A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

Our Ice Cream Man Was Found Lying On The Floor Of His Van Covered With Hundreds And Thousands. Police Say That He Topped Himself.

I Went Into A Butchers And I Said, 'i'll Have A Pound Of Sausages. 'he Said, 'i'm Very Sorry, Sir, We Only Serve Kilos In Here. 'i Said, 'okay Then I'll Have A Pound Of Kilos.'

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then