A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

A Man Walked Into The Doctor's, The Doctor Said 'i Haven't Seen You In A Long Time' The Man Replied, 'i Know I've Been Ill'.

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

A Policeman Stopped Me And Said: Would You Please Blow Into This Bag, Sir? I Said: What For, Officer? He Said: My Chips Are Too Hot.

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!