I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then