I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

I'm On A Whisky Diet. I've Lost 3 Days Already.

A Policeman Stopped Me And Said: Would You Please Blow Into This Bag, Sir? I Said: What For, Officer? He Said: My Chips Are Too Hot.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.