Nick Offerman Quotes

Let's Just Say I Can Never Be Cast Again After Ron Swanson. Then I Have A Life Of Theater And Woodworking And My Wife To Look Forward To, And That Doesn't Make Me Anything But Very Happy.

I've Never Seen A Theater Community To Rival That Of Chicago. Neither New York Nor L.a. Has The Raw Talent Or Integrity That Chicago Theater Has, And I Think It's Because Chicago Doesn't Have Broadway Or The Film And Tv Business To Distract It.

When I Was In High School, I Would Perform Every Year In Those Plays And There Was Something I Really Loved About It. But I Was Completely Unaware That You Could Sort Of Get Into An Acting Career.

Meat Is A Big Deal In My Life. I Do Love Breakfast Food, But I Don't Think That's Extraordinary. I'm A Normal American. We Love Eggs And Meat And Potatoes And Gravy.

I Always Call Myself A "student" Of The Guitar.

I Worked A Lot In Chicago's Theater Scene As A Fight Choreographer. And So I Do Have A Lot Of Experience In Stage Combat And Also In Kabuki Dance And Kabuki Theater.

I Became Very Interested [in Philosophy] After Attending The U.n. Conference On Sustainable Development In Brazil.i'm Very Concerned About Climate Change And The World Reaching A Tipping Point. And, I See Other People Who Really Just Want To Survive To Make It To The Next Election, Rather Than Making Means Of Change.

Being A Man Of The Theater And A Hedonist, I Find The Idea Of Building Coffins Very Romantic.

I Learned In My Early Years In The Theater That I Would Never Become The Guy On Top. I'll Never Create A Show; I Don't Have A Brain Expansive Enough To See The Whole Picture, In A Way That Would Behoove Anyone.

People Are Afraid That They're Going To Upset Somebody On Top, And So There's A Real Sense Of, I've Got To Be Quiet, I Don't Want To Be Fired.

I Always Drastically Changed My Look For Each Role. It's Gotten A Little Tedious In Real Life, Also, Because There's No Hiding.

No One Will Ever Ask Me To Sing Because It's Beautiful. My Secret Is Hiding My Musicianship Behind Humor.