No One Will Ever Ask Me To

I Don't Put A Great Deal Of Stock In Art Trophies.

I Never Went Too Long Without A Job. The Problem Was A Lot Of The Early Jobs Are Almost More Demoralizing Than Unemployment.

Marijuana Is Quite Possibly The Finest Of Intoxicants. It Has Been Scientifically Proven, For Decades, To Be Much Less Harmful To The Body Than Alcohol When Used On A Regular Basis.

My Uncles, Who Are Farmers In Minooka, Illinois - I Grew Up With Them And Their Pickup Trucks And Mustaches, And To Me That Was Masculinity: Big Hairy Sweaty Guys Who Could Pick Up A Bus.

Your Dreams Are Always Going To Seem Much More Profound To You Then They Are To Your Friend.