The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me

Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing Slowly.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.