The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.