She's Descended From A Long Line Her

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing Slowly.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.