God Is Love, But Get It In

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.