God Will Protect Us, But To Make

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.